Perfumer Gifts

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Perfume Counter

'This new perfume is called 'Surrender'.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Hairdrasser offering lady a chair

'Do you sell cologne in bulk?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Locker room: the scent.

Dog sniffing scent

'And this one is called 'Scent of the Forest'...!'

'I want something that will make me smell like George Clooney.'

'BIGGO PERFUME CO - Back in a phew minutes.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"Your husband loves this one."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Smell No Evil

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Have you got something that smells like a barmaids apron?"

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

'Maybe something a little less potent.'

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Please note this perfume should not be used by pregnant women, women who may be pregnant or those taking an Monoaimine Oxidase Inhibitor.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'It's irresistible to women. . . It smells of money.'

'These are crazy ideas - Have you no common scents!'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"

"It's been tested in a harem."

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"I dread to think what would happen if it fell into the hands of an unscrupulous person."