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Aromatherapy for Men

Overpowering perfume

"I've forgotten her, but I can't forget the scent of her Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily antibacterial hand sanitizer."

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

Men's Fragrances

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

'This new perfume is called 'Surrender'.'

'It's about this aftershave you sold me called 'Pied Piper'.'

'It's my secret to meeting girls. It covers the odor of school bus with the smell of a new car.'

"Maybe it's your cologne. Here, try this."

"No, if wanted his undivided attention, I'd dress like a mailman"

"After Brexit we've had to rename our Boris Johnson eau de cologne, 'eau de Dover'."

'Why don't you forget about trying to invent the wheel and invent some deodorant?'

Acme Deodorant.

'Oh, I guarantee your date will smell this one.'

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

'Old spice?'

'I like your after-shave. It kills flies.'

'I want something that will make me smell like George Clooney.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

"Great Perfume!"

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."

"It's that bold new fragrance from Uncle Sam—Misconduct."

"It's called 'Eau De Sty', by Countess Slopbucket."

"I want something that will make me smell thinner."

Jane Krakowski

"It's apple-scented Purell."

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

". . . and try this new one. . . VERY popular now. . . 'Eau d' Disinfectant'."

Excess: a new scent