Fragrance Magician T-Shirts

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Come dine with me!

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Surprise in the salad bowl

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

Aromatherapy for Men

"The antidote is $150."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'