Smell Sensitive Gifts

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'Fight air pollution. Help me raise enough money to leave the state.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"No offense."

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Whore of Babylon?"

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Gloria, what's a good remedy for garlicky hands? Rigatoni gloves.

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

PERFUMES, 'It's really just a sales gimmick, but we make everybody sign a waiver.'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

Island Breeze Scented Air Fresheners.

Stinky fish

"Everytime we go over there, Aunt Irene hugs me and I smell like a girl for an hour!"

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"