Scent-sensitive Survivor Gifts

Shop floor. Clothes peg counter next to the perfume counter.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Barbeque Casualty.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Pollution.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"Great Perfume!"

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."