Scent Appreciation Fan Pillows

"I don’t know what you’ve been rolling in, but I like it."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

I love Museum Shops

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Tortoise polishing his shell

Hairstyles

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

American Pastry

Flower sniffer

Greeting Cards

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'Old spice?'

Napoleon Blownafart

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

For the community garage sale...

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

New house smell.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"What can I put behind my ears to attract men?"

'I need a new scent.'

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Halloween pumpkin

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'