Headphone Fanatic Pillows

Man being burgled while listening to headphones.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Useless add-ons.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'Heel.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Snake with headphones.

Man-mobile

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

"Cool! My tweets are echoing the canyon!"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Proper I.Q. required"

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'The first text on my new phone is from the manufacturer telling me the phone is already obsolete.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo