Headphone Fanatic Prints

Man being burgled while listening to headphones.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Useless add-ons.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

Snake with headphones.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man-mobile

'Heel.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Proper I.Q. required"

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

I wonder what kind of welcome

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

"Cool! My tweets are echoing the canyon!"