Headphones Enthusiast Prints

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'