Headphones Enthusiast Mugs

The Scream and the Earmuffs

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Thermidor Dali

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."