Headphone Aficionados Mugs

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Snake with headphones.

The End of the Worker Bees

Election Cancelling Headphones

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"They're both in telemarketing."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Gramophone Headphone

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Are you two still not texting?'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Modern teenager.

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."