Headphone Aficionados Prints

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Snake with headphones.

The End of the Worker Bees

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"They're both in telemarketing."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Gramophone Headphone

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Are you two still not texting?'

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

iPhone 6 - "Ere. . . they aren't bent are they?"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Modern teenager.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."