Phone Aficionados Prints

'Do you know I only ever use my phone to phone your lost phone?'

"They're both in telemarketing."

You know, we used to be more fun.

'But it's impossible for me to drive without a phone in my ear!'

'Kids are sure different nowadays. It takes a phone instead of a pacifier to keep them quiet."

"Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

United Church of OMG

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Thermidor Dali

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek