Digital Gadget Lover Gifts

"Do you have to read a broadsheet tablet?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Bring out yer books!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Baby Screen Time

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

i-teddy

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Moon Lander

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

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