Digital Protector T-Shirts

Click 'yes' and win a lifetime of emails, tests, phone call, scams and advertising!

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out'

It's the new internet copyright security program.

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Statue of Security

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Domestic Spying Drones

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"