Digital Protector Prints

Click 'yes' and win a lifetime of emails, tests, phone call, scams and advertising!

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out'

It's the new internet copyright security program.

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"