Data Protector Prints

'It's a memory stick with the name and address of every child on the planet.'

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"PSSSST - Wanna buy some personal information?"

Fortunately, she backed up her files and ejected the disk, saving the data.

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

British savings accounts

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Privacy - Surveillance

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'More government surveillance!'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Statue of Security

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'