Dataprotection Prints

British savings accounts

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Hey, get out of my space!'

Facial Recognition

'Look over my shoulder and die!'

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."