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'Harold is taking absolutely no chances on getting skin cancer.'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'See you in two weeks!'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Summer Energy

Desert Dermatologist

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I love us when we're tan.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Holy moly!"

Spring.

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."