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'Harold is taking absolutely no chances on getting skin cancer.'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Summer Energy

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Desert Dermatologist

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Holy moly!"

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Spring.

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'