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'The rat family could hear Pest Control's bombs hissing away, but in their shelter far below the house, they were safe.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

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'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Thinking "Inside the Box."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Bunny Hop Hug

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"It's called being preemptive."

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Fasten your seat belt."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Sheds

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Drop dead gorgeous

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."