Sword And Shield Aficionado Gifts

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

In/Out

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Pub Kendo.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Scheduel.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

Sabrage

Fencing Lessons

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Battle.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

Ethelred II

"I thought this would be easier than a drawn-out political campaign."

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."