Sugar Shield Bearer Gifts

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Doughnut Making

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

King Richard I

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Ginger Breadman

Black Forest Cake

"People worry about what they're giving their children."

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'

"No more cross buns for you!"

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."

"So, I've heard that one of your scouts has found a sugar stash!"