Sugar Shooter Gifts

Doughnut Making

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Tension filled the tent.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Baker

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Souffle recipe book floats away.

'This is gonna be one hellava toffee sticky pudding!'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Hello, sir, we're the post-Halloween, leftover candy, concerned citizens patrol.

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."