Sugar Superhero Fan Gifts

Ginger Breadman

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Super Heroes.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Stonehenge Explained

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"