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Olaf's Doughnut Hut. The real reason for viking helmets.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Doughnut Making

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

King Richard I

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Ginger Breadman

Black Forest Cake

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

"People worry about what they're giving their children."

'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'

"No more cross buns for you!"

He was having a great time until he'd eaten so much candy he just toppled over. His Halloween night reached a tipping point.

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."