Saw Savant Gifts

"Blah blah blah. . ."

I did it my way.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Golf lessons

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Trawling for Fish.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Self-portraits

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Canadian Jesus

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"Profession?"

'We're going solar power all the way!'

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Falls at work.

"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

You can put an end to all your phobias by investing in the germ and radiation proof 'kiddysafe'.

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

Christmas Sale: Starts November!!