Sewing Savant Gifts

"Profession?"

'She's all thumbs!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

I did it my way.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Golf lessons

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Trawling for Fish.

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"House red, sir?"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

Self-portraits

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"It's a slow hit man!"

'He's not under yet.'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."

'Well,gentlemen,-who's playing God today?'

"Blah blah blah. . ."

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale