Swing Savant Gifts

Golf lessons

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Bullseye!

New Suit.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Decision Making Block

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

East End Maps.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Tie Rolls

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Trawling for Fish.

'I say we try it.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."