Swing Savant Mugs

Golf lessons

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Bullseye!

New Suit.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

East End Maps.

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Trawling for Fish.

'I say we try it.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

GURLERS

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'