Swimming Savant Mugs

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Golf lessons

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Trawling for Fish.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Champagne Tasting.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'It's for show and tell!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Canadian Jesus

Jesus Saves

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

"I'm a societal mutation."

Up periscope.

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

Recycled Water.

You can't have everything...

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.