Badge Collecting Mugs

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Happy Champion

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Utility Chic.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Generals medals

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Champions biting their medals

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"What's next?"

Continental marshal

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'Any awards or honors?'

Clearing up medals.

Beer Sergeant.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11