Badge Collecting Mugs

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Happy Champion

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Utility Chic.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Generals medals

Champions biting their medals

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Any awards or honors?'

"What's next?"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Clearing up medals.

Beer Sergeant.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Continental marshal

'How many merit badges do you have?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11