Name Badge Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Sinead?!"

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Continental marshal

Changing house name.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Margaret...Meatball

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'