Merit Badge Enthusiast Gifts

'After he got his merit badge, he dumped me back here.'

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Veterans Day '20

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

Continental marshal

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Graffiti like

Army general with a support for his medals.

'How many merit badges do you have?'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'