Merit Badge Enthusiast Gifts

'After he got his merit badge, he dumped me back here.'

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Veterans Day '20

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Beer Sergeant.

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

Continental marshal

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

'How many merit badges do you have?'

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Graffiti like

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Army general with a support for his medals.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'