Merit Badge Master Gifts

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Boy Scout: 'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Cat Olympics

The weight of winning gold.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'How many merit badges do you have?'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

"We're all metric now..."

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

Ron began to feel that Gina was taking their relationship a bit too seriously.

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

I don't care if all your friends are going around, you're not going anywhere until your chores are done.

Various sporting officials think to themselves: '4 years at West Point for this'...'5 years at MIT for this'...'6 years at Julliard for this.'

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

'To stress heterosexual, we now get a merit badge for getting laid!'

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

'Looks like he's hitting his targets'

"He's learning to stop and search himself."

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

'After he got his merit badge, he dumped me back here.'

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."

'Ouch.' 'I'm practising to see the dentist.'

"Well, okay. I think I'll go ask the other instructors just in case!"

"This one is for selling video game rights for my life story."

'To stress heterosexual, we now get a merit badge for getting laid!'

Skeleton Drummer

Since when do they give merit badges for gynecology?