Medal Ceremony Master Gifts

Cat Olympics

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Remember me?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Important Muscles.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Bradley Wiggins

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Thanksgiving.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"What's next?"

Clearing up medals.

'Nice bling.'