The Master Of Ceremonies Gifts

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

The Aisle

One Size Fits All.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Cat Olympics

"Namaste."

Thanksgiving.

In Disguise.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

"No. I can still see you."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."