The Master Of Ceremonies T-Shirts

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

The Aisle

One Size Fits All.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Cat Olympics

"Namaste."

In Disguise.

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

US Camouflage School

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"No. I can still see you."

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."