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Can You Spot the Differences?

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Artist and Musician

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Scotch and water musick."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Kultural K9's.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Malcolm Sargent

Three Ladies

Edvard Grieg

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'