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"It's not what it looks like" - What the illusionist said when his wife walked in.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Yo Yo Tricks.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

One Size Fits All.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Up your end.

In Disguise.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

US Camouflage School

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Restroom Practical Joke.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"No. I can still see you."