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"It's not what it looks like" - What the illusionist said when his wife walked in.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Yo Yo Tricks.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Up your end.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Restroom Practical Joke.

'Can you make this one disappear?'