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"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Houdini's infancy.

Wow. You're amazing!

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

In Disguise.

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

US Camouflage School

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Book and magician

"No. I can still see you."

Man chooses head from cupboard.