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"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Houdini's infancy.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Wow. You're amazing!

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

In Disguise.

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Book and magician

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

"No. I can still see you."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'