Sleight Of Hand Wizard T-Shirts

'I love working with my hands.'

"Home depot."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Wow. You're amazing!

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Wonder Woman!

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The Conductor

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Magic Mushrooms

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Robinia Floribunda

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

Catch-22

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Hairy Potter and friend..

The limits of power