Sleight Of Hand T-Shirts

Wow. You're amazing!

Magician pulling money out of a hat

Instructional guide to scribbling

A DIY disaster.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

The Great Sarcasmo

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

'I love working with my hands.'

'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

Stage hand has cigars ready.

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

Leaving the Opera, "I liked that bit where the rebel stage hands threw the director off the battlements"

Toad Rage

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

Stage hand.

'Someone said they would be waiting in the wings for these wings.'

Idlewild.

"Now empty your other pocket!"

Magic Trick

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

National Upstagers Society

"Yes these fingers agree, but the thumb is opposing!"

Stripy Jumpers

'I get it, but I'm an accountant. When you explain it to the board of directors, try to demystify the process.'

Only fooling myself.

'Ignore him Gloria, stallions only have one thing on their minds!'

Maybe you shouldn't listen to the game while you're trimming the shrubs.