Sleight Of Hand Fan T-Shirts

Wow. You're amazing!

Happy Easter

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Christmas tree exchange

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

The Great Sarcasmo

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'I hate when they do this.'

Heyday.

"You're so vein."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Snowmen Games

Magician pulling money out of a hat

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

Patio Melt

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

"Now empty your other pocket!"

The Thumbkin Myth is Born

Magic Trick

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."