Sleight Of Hand Fan Gifts

Wow. You're amazing!

Happy Easter

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Christmas tree exchange

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

The Great Sarcasmo

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'I hate when they do this.'

Heyday.

"You're so vein."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Magician pulling money out of a hat

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

Snowmen Games

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Patio Melt

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

'I think it's always looked like that.'

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

"Now empty your other pocket!"

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Magic Trick

The Thumbkin Myth is Born