Sleight Of Hand Fans Gifts

The Great Sarcasmo

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

The Reaper's Arms

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Wow. You're amazing!

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Stealth broom.'

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'I hate when they do this.'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Tequila Mocking Bird

Magician pulling money out of a hat

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

Patio Melt

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often.'