Sleight Of Hand Fans Prints

The Great Sarcasmo

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

The Reaper's Arms

Wow. You're amazing!

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Stealth broom.'

'I hate when they do this.'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Tequila Mocking Bird

Magician pulling money out of a hat

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

Patio Melt

'Maybe I should change this thing more often.'

"Now empty your other pocket!"

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."