Sleight Of Hand Lover Gifts

Magic Trick

Only fooling myself.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Wow. You're amazing!

The Great Sarcasmo

Couple in Blue

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

Ping Pong Handshake.

Magician pulling money out of a hat

'I love working with my hands.'

Detective with a magnifying glass.

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

"Now empty your other pocket!"

Mouse Defence

Bank Manager Decides to Give Loan

'Marry me, Saralou, and I'll get a lobotomy.'

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

'Now's your chance. . . You always said you could beat him with your eyes closed.'

Boxer

'You and your 'let's go joint the Neighbourhood Watch patrol'!'

"It's good spending time together."

Magic for Minors

'I get it, but I'm an accountant. When you explain it to the board of directors, try to demystify the process.'

Magic - As If!

"Baldo, there's nothing wrong with kissing your tias goodbye."