Sleight Of Hand Wizard Pillows

'I love working with my hands.'

"Home depot."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Wow. You're amazing!

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Wonder Woman!

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The Conductor

Catch-22

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Magic Mushrooms

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

Robinia Floribunda

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."