Sleight-of-hand Enthusiast Pillows

'I get it, but I'm an accountant. When you explain it to the board of directors, try to demystify the process.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Wow. You're amazing!

The Great Sarcasmo

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

Bookworm Romance

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Auditing

Franz Liszt

'It's walking! It's walking!'

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

Magician pulling money out of a hat

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

'I love working with my hands.'

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

Crampe de la Routine

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

I club baby seals.

"Now empty your other pocket!"

Man investigating man investigating footprints.

The Fleas of the Hound of the Baskervilles.

Inept police investigators at work solving a murder.

Magic Trick