
"No, I'm not really that busy with anything important."
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"No, I'm not really that busy with anything important."
'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.
"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "
A salute of scouts
"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."
Zumma Cum Laude
'They call it the people dance.'
"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'
"I always cry at mergers."
'Does my head look big in this?'
"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"
"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."
'What, They're comfortable.'
'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'
Animals of the Royal Wedding
"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"
Double Wedding
Tribal masks.
Thanksgiving.
'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'
The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.
"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."
Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.
The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.
'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'
"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."
Restroom Practical Joke.
'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''
'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'
Inauguration of Love
"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."
Christening
the bureaucrat's desk
'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'
Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'
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